duckorgethit

Please people have we gone insane? I am an English teacher who can figure out how to create a vehicle that is “Green Friendly.” Now, I know that cows can fart barns into outerspace, but I just don’t see my grandmother filling up her Ferrari from a cow’s butt. As a hunter the idea of picking up the deer poop came to mind, but who is willing to chase or search out these raisan sized dropping and bat crap is a solid idea, yet offers us other alternative uses. Then it hit the fan or I just realized what is needed to make cars move at an environmentally friendly pace.

First off you must understand that I live in the woods or what most in Albany, NY might call the sticks. Luckly, the dualing bangos are kept only for the less than environmentally friendly tourist or really close family. My vision on a winter day gave me a view of massive amounts of power sources that have been and are running every hour of everyday, windmills. Then I realized that next door a hunting camp charged batteries by a small creek or crick, depending on what part of the sticks in certain New York parts you marry your cousin in. I have traveled the world and 90% of the US and I have crossed dams that use water to turn turbines that create power, in some cases massive amounts of power. Then it just hit me as I sat freezing my ass off waiting for an innocent deer or farmers daughter to come into sight. Why are we not harnessing this same power for our vehicles?

Then reality set in and the facts came into focus. The millionaires or trillionaires making money off the working people and general public at large do not want us to have any headway, the government is so invested in certain industries (maybe oil) that they are willing to give these leaders kickbacks in the form of bailouts with our tax dollars to pass on something that can save the planet and save us a few dollars.

I thought a little harder and came up with the idea that “invention is the destruction of those who already invented.” The car has been invented, most people rely on it, but governments and tycoons make trillions from it. The government and a few leaders of the automotive companies have to answer, why an English teacher can create the car that can eliminate the use of our tax dollars on the last day of hunting season? When in the woods hunting you cannot fart or the prey will smell you. I can smell the government and the people getting richer as my meal prances away. So here is my idea.

My idea! At hunting camp you can run a small water pump for the toilet, a must, and lights by the flow of a small creek. Dams can supply power to large cities and huge windmills help supply power to New York City. So if a small water based stream turns enough revolutions to work a water pump in a camp filled with hunters eating Limburger cheese and drinking cheap whiskey, why can’t we harness these same revolutions on a vehicle?

I know who farted and they are either wealthy, in politics, or investors and all three stick worse than hunting camp on a Sunday morning. If we created a battery charged vehicle that repowered itself from the rotation of each wheels revolution, then we might be able to create a vehicle that is not only green, but self generatoring its own power. All turning parts could possibly contribute to its movement eventually.

With all the power saved we could possibly see a lighted outhouse with a seat warmer and an automative drink dispenser versus a hand-pumped tap.

Critics can call it what they will, but it has never been forgotten. John Wayne stands tall and for many reels of ideals of yesterday and tomorrow. It is hard to lay greatness to rest, sleep through classics, and forget a kiss that lips left a gift for all who watched John and Eli Martini in Hatari.
This Howard Hawks production gave us a kiss that could tear manly tears from the strongest of men. The movie Hatari gave us a look at a world and land rarely seen today or surviving tomorrow. Viewers watched hunks and ghosts from the greats like Red Buttons and baby elephants. Heavy canvas tents and an addiction to chain smoking make or reveal a past life of actors, society, and a time remembered by a passionate man and his or their kiss.
Greatness of the theater started in the ’50’s with many stars that glow even today. Unforgotten classics reveal the greatness of kissing. Hatari and Donovan’s Reef betrayed a man that kisses and kicked ass better than any of the wusses we find on the silver screen today. I salute John Wayne and his robustness for kissing Eli and others.
A kiss is simple, but we rarely fashion simplicity and drive for sexual content. Bring that kiss back to our lips. Make us feel real and desire only a kiss.